Funny Tweets of the Week – No 42
Enya, Microsoft Word, dead grandads, yoga, gravy and food babies. Quite a mix this week.
Tell me, how many groans and how many laughs out loud? I’m 4-6.
If you ever want me to help you prepare for a spelling bee- just say the word
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) October 18, 2017
Enya should marry Richard Marx just so I can shout out "Get set, go!" when I hear her name. It's not too much to ask is it?
— Jamie (@jami0mckay) October 14, 2017
Oh my gosh we really don’t deserve my mom. All she wanted to do was spell out love in our family pictures. She had no idea 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/AP7mvtzH46
— Sydney King (@SydneyKing3) October 17, 2017
Making a list in Word
1. Word plz make me a list
2. No wait what are you d
2. 2. wtf is this
c. no this isn't what
— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) October 18, 2017
[the hideous creaking from the rocking chair in the attic slowly fades into silence] well I guess grampa's dead
— Marf (@MarfSalvador) October 19, 2017
I never fully remove my underwear in case I die and end up haunting a cold graveyard with my cock out.
— Zombified Thingy (@wildethingy) October 19, 2017
I thought it was acceptable to mop up gravy with a piece of bread, but apparently it has to be "your plate" & you have to "have clothes on".
— Jason (@NickMotown) October 19, 2017
All that yoga is finally paying off pic.twitter.com/HIk82OJtHm
— GPoss (@gogglepossum) October 19, 2017
You should never tell anyone how tall The Hulk is. That's the height of mad Banners.
— Pablo Eggscobar (@pauleggleston) October 18, 2017
After large meals, some folks like to say "I have a food baby!" Me? I prefer to tell people "I gestate."
— THE Burger King (@ABurgerADay) September 21, 2016